I'd just found a really interesting site. There is a post; 'Weird Things Customers Say In Bookshops' and it's really funny. I'll post the link here:

http://jen-campbell.blogspot.com/2011/05/weird-things-customers-say-in-bookshops.html

Do check it out! =D This woman is apparently a writer, works in books-selling, finished her first short story collection and interviews authors. Hope you'll enjoy it!